christinecanigula:

some of you never played online dressup games while sitting in a huge beat up desk chair while being yelled at by your mom when you were kids and it shows. grow up

the-last-snow-elf:

me when i play video games/mmorpgs

partywithponies:

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

chancellor-valdez:

She’s bi. She’s overly sensitive. She’s a big dummy. She can’t drive. She’s me!

tankaramo:

tankaramo:

14yo me, fully aware of the existence of bi women and lesbians: oh my god this girl is so cute i wish i was a guy so i could date her

14yo me: it really sucks being a straight girl lol

me and my last brain cell back then:

rosewater1997:

wish i were alive in 2000 BCE so i could have devoted my life to the moon goddess and die at the old age of 28

bane-of-technology:

bigmouthlass:

sarapsys:

streetlifemanifesto:

Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep

maybe morning me wouldn’t be such a dick if that flaky bitch evening me had gone to bed instead of tumblring til butts oclock int he morning

Well evening me might have fallen asleep at a reasonable hour if that dumbass afternoon me hadn’t lain down for a “little nap” that lasted four hours.

Originally posted by twintherapists