some of you never played online dressup games while sitting in a huge beat up desk chair while being yelled at by your mom when you were kids and it shows. grow up
that one really eloquent australian dude getting arrested for dining and dashing is my idol tbh
this guy
I feel like this guy is an English nobleman from 100 years ago sent into the future and didn’t think he had to pay for food because of his status
AND YOU SIR?????
ARE YOU WAITING TO RECEIVE MY LIMP PENIS??????
christ i just cannot stop thinking about this video. every word out of this man’s lips is delivered with such majesty and grace that you almost forget he’s screaming about his dick after refusing to pay for a meal